difference between men & women (from trixie's point of view)

everyday, I receive quite a handful of forwarded emails. i just want to share this particular emai, which made me ponder (for the rest of my breaktime period)...

enjoy!

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Its funny to note that women seems so complicated with their wants and needs and men seems so easy to please. WRONG! Actually, men tend to think that women are complicated because they demand so many things, when actually, it just boils down to love. Women only need to be loved. And with love automatically comes respect, trust, loyalty and patience. Its not hard to be loyal when you really love someone right? On the other hand, MEN are definitely more complicated than women. They expect so much from us. You give them everything, yet they still look for more. They just can't get enough. Really. I mean, I'm not generalizing men here, but almost all of them are not content. They have a pretty decent girl, still, they cheat. They go out with a flirt, and they complain on why she's such a playa'. Hello? You just got what you deserved. So, in conclusion, I would say that the perception of both genders can be quite confusing. Hey, even I'm getting confused with all these things I'm writing here hehe... I'm no expert, but i'd say, at the end of the day, both men & women just longs for someone to hug them after a long day's work, someone to give some back rubs to ease some tension, and someone to kiss them lovingly goodnight before dozing off to sleep. Awww... now ain't I mushy? Ewww....